Nonsense on a Stick-er

See ya’ on the Gong Show John!

When we said that the shapeshifting political opportunist John kNeely Knennedy doesn’t know his own mind, who knew that he would take that theme and run with it?

In his first ad, Knennedy has decided to brown bag it, trying to stuff us full of half baked and moldy morsels that are, well, pretty hard to swallow.

Taking his cue from the same Washington Republicans who called him ineffective, inefficient and not ready for prime time and who taunted John for LOSING the state of Louisiana over $37 million in revenues and for FORGETTING to deposit revenue checks that cost the state $1.4 million in tax revenue, John is now trying to sell himself as brown bagging penny pincher!!

But that’s not all, John is also claiming that he took a stand against earmarks even though his “stand” (or as it was called his “grandstanding” on Senator Dan Morrish’s earmark reform bill) resulted in the bill being killed in committee!

Obviously if John and his new found Washington GOP pals had any shame they would do something along the lines of the following with that brown bag they made John tote around for their little ad. Afterall, what they’re claiming is way funnier than anything this guy ever came up with!

What a pal!

Yesterday on Eric Asher’s radio show, everyone’s favorite shapeshifting and fair weather politician, John kNeely Knennedy said that while he was proud to have the endorsement of everybody’s favorite serious sinning Senator David Vitter, he would not comment on whether he would have used those same sins against Vitter had he known about them when he ran for Senate in 2004.

Given John’s love affair with running for Senate any chance he can get and as any type of politician one can imagine, Vitter might want to watch out. Sounds like someone is keeping his options open.

But until their ambition leads them down separate paths, John and Dave seem two be as tight as these two old pals:

Kennedy for Whatever Launches First Ad!

Titled “For Whatever”, this introductory ad provides viewers an indepth look into the heart of the shapeshifting opportunism that is John kNeely Knennedy.

And this guy’s a treasurer????

John kNeely Knennedy, never one to let a little thing like the truth get in the way of his granstanding political opportunism, took it on the chin today after reports that his campaign exaggerated his fundraising reports (exaggerated upwards of course).

For those of you who have not been keeping track at home, Knennedy revised his fundraising numbers (upwards of course) three times over the course of the past week. At first we thought maybe he had forgotten to look under the sofa cushions in his office, so we gave him a pass. The second time we thought maybe he had forgotten to include the return on his deposit for the Knennedy Truckster, so we gave him another pass.

But three times? That starts to get a little, what we might call, Knennedyesque. And sure enough it turns out that it’s not just Knennedy’s political party or principles that can magically change over night-but his fundraising reports as well.

Until he gets caught and smacked for it.

So while John is waiting for the embarassment of this latest gaff (or lie) to wear off perhaps we suggest, for the good of the Louisiana Treasury, that he take a look at the following educational film.

And pay attention John, there will be a quiz later.