Can you stand it?

July 8th, 2008 Posted in Campaign 08

Before a sitting room audience of approximately 18 people at the Airport Hilton in New Orleans, John kNeely Knennedy told Louisianans that he would like for them to “stand up” and join him in his campaign to do nothing for the state of Louisiana.

The anemia was contagious throughout the room as John did his level best to convince friends, press and those who had accidentally wandered in looking for the free continental breakfast that this long time liberal Democrat was now a “true conservative.”

With that said, there was little in the way of substance from John on the issues of importance, other than an implied opposition to the proliferation of chairs and sofas.

When all was said and done, John left through the back door and boarded his 30ft RV dubbed the “Nonsense Express” that presumbaly has no seats (the shades were drawn preventing confirmation) and started on his way to Baton Rouge.

Stay tuned to Kennedy for Whatever for the latest movements of the intrepid opportunist and in the meantime please enjoy a little road music (though be sure to continue standing).