On this your anniversary. . .

A year ago to the day that everyone’s favorite shapeshifting, principle chucking and all around uber opportunist John kNeely Kennedy switched parties an old political pal and endorsee still misses his friend.

Nonsense on a Stick-er

See ya’ on the Gong Show John!

When we said that the shapeshifting political opportunist John kNeely Knennedy doesn’t know his own mind, who knew that he would take that theme and run with it?

In his first ad, Knennedy has decided to brown bag it, trying to stuff us full of half baked and moldy morsels that are, well, pretty hard to swallow.

Taking his cue from the same Washington Republicans who called him ineffective, inefficient and not ready for prime time and who taunted John for LOSING the state of Louisiana over $37 million in revenues and for FORGETTING to deposit revenue checks that cost the state $1.4 million in tax revenue, John is now trying to sell himself as brown bagging penny pincher!!

But that’s not all, John is also claiming that he took a stand against earmarks even though his “stand” (or as it was called his “grandstanding” on Senator Dan Morrish’s earmark reform bill) resulted in the bill being killed in committee!

Obviously if John and his new found Washington GOP pals had any shame they would do something along the lines of the following with that brown bag they made John tote around for their little ad. Afterall, what they’re claiming is way funnier than anything this guy ever came up with!

What a pal!

Yesterday on Eric Asher’s radio show, everyone’s favorite shapeshifting and fair weather politician, John kNeely Knennedy said that while he was proud to have the endorsement of everybody’s favorite serious sinning Senator David Vitter, he would not comment on whether he would have used those same sins against Vitter had he known about them when he ran for Senate in 2004.

Given John’s love affair with running for Senate any chance he can get and as any type of politician one can imagine, Vitter might want to watch out. Sounds like someone is keeping his options open.

But until their ambition leads them down separate paths, John and Dave seem two be as tight as these two old pals:

Kennedy for Whatever Launches First Ad!

Titled “For Whatever”, this introductory ad provides viewers an indepth look into the heart of the shapeshifting opportunism that is John kNeely Knennedy.